1. Lazy F*ck

From the recording Spin Spin Dizzy


by Al Rose © 2016 Wheel See Music (ASCAP)

I’m a lazy f ck / A dedicated schmuck
I kick right back and I bank on luck
I hold my cards and I fold right up
This boat don’t rock / I’m a lazy f ck

I back right down when things get hard
I’ve got lots to fix in my own back yard
If you want to get to heaven, wish you lots of luck
Don’t waste your time with a lazy f ck

I dreamed a dream for a long long time
And I spent some time in the diamond mine
Now I hardly move ‘cuz I quit that race
I’m a lazy f ck / I rest my case

I ate a bowl of chips in record time
I got a borrowed cat named Lazy Rhyme
I’m an inside man with an outside truck
I’d start it up but I’m a lazy f ck

I used to build a bridge when it came along
From verse to verse like an epic song
Now I’ll just shout it out like a riffin’ slut
Ain’t no bridge her
I’m a lazy f ck

I used to break my back like a battered mutt
But I got nothing to show so I just gave up
It ain’t complicated when you’re in a rut
Just turn the page like a lazy f ck